Everyone has debt, whatever. It's just money, it's fake, it's not even real. It's just numbers & pictures printed on special paper with little secret codes inside. It's cute, but come on. It's not like we go to China, say "We need $2 billion, hook it up," and they show up with the briefcase with bad hard trance music playing. It's probably more like this:
So anyway, since it's all made up, let's just make it up some more and drop it.